• The first night I saw my best friend with my husband, I did what they never imagined... They were both in the bedroom...
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    MY BEST FRIEND STOLE MY MAN

    CHAPTER 1

    If somebody had told me that the person who would destroy my life was the same person I used to share my clothes and secrets with, I would have laughed in their face.
    But now, the only thing I laugh at is my own stupidity.

    My name is Amaka, and my wedding was in two weeks.

    I had the man. I had the ring. I had the aso-ebi colors picked out. I had my best friend by my side — or so I thought.

    It was a hot Wednesday morning in Enugu. I remember clearly because NEPA had just brought light and I was dancing in my towel, holding my phone and playing “Baby Riddim” by Fave. My cheeks were hurting from smiling too much. Obinna, my fiancé, had just sent me money for my gele and shoes.

    “Nne, I want you to look like a goddess that day,” he said. “The whole world must know you’re mine.”

    God knows I loved that man.

    Chiamaka, my best friend since secondary school, was sitting on the bed, scrolling through her phone and laughing at a meme.
    “See this one,” she said, turning the phone to show me a picture of a bride whose makeup looked like she fought with a clown.

    I laughed. “Chia, that can never be me. My makeup artist is charging sixty thousand.”

    “Ehen? So now you’re a big girl, eh?” she teased, throwing a pillow at me.

    We laughed like that for minutes. Two friends. Two sisters. Or so I thought.

    I didn’t know she was laughing because she already knew something I didn’t.

    That morning, Obinna called. His voice was deep and warm. “Have you eaten?”

    “No,” I smiled. “Waiting for you to bring me food.”

    Chiamaka raised her eyebrow and whispered, “Tell him to bring for both of us o!”

    Obinna chuckled over the phone. “Alright. I’m coming with your favorite — nkwobi and cold malt.”

    When the call ended, Chiamaka looked at me with a sly smile. “You’re lucky o. This your Obinna, he’s sweet die.”

    I nodded. “He is.”

    She stood up. “Let me go bath. I want to look fine before he comes. You know your man likes seeing fine girls.”

    We laughed again.

    But in that laugh, something shifted.

    I didn’t catch it then. But now, thinking back, I see it clearly. The way she looked at me. The way she said “your man.”
    There was something in her eyes that wasn’t there before.

    That evening, when Obinna came, I noticed he didn’t hug me the way he used to. It was quick. Cold. His eyes darted around like he was hiding something.

    He handed me the nylon bag. “Your food.”

    “Thanks baby,” I smiled, trying to hold his hand.

    He pulled it away too fast.

    Chiamaka came out wearing a short gown that hugged her in all the wrong places. Her makeup was too much for a simple evening, but she walked like she was on a runway.
    Obinna’s eyes followed her for a second too long.

    I noticed.

    I pretended not to.

    We all sat in the parlor and watched a movie. But Obinna laughed at jokes that weren’t funny. He barely looked at me. When Chiamaka stood to go get water, his eyes followed her again.

    My heart skipped.

    Something wasn’t right.

    That night, I couldn’t sleep. I lay on the bed while Chiamaka snored beside me. I stared at the ceiling and asked myself one question:

    “What if love is not enough?”

    To be continued….
    Oluchi Onyeaghala
    The first night I saw my best friend with my husband, I did what they never imagined... They were both in the bedroom... . MY BEST FRIEND STOLE MY MAN CHAPTER 1 If somebody had told me that the person who would destroy my life was the same person I used to share my clothes and secrets with, I would have laughed in their face. But now, the only thing I laugh at is my own stupidity. My name is Amaka, and my wedding was in two weeks. I had the man. I had the ring. I had the aso-ebi colors picked out. I had my best friend by my side — or so I thought. It was a hot Wednesday morning in Enugu. I remember clearly because NEPA had just brought light and I was dancing in my towel, holding my phone and playing “Baby Riddim” by Fave. My cheeks were hurting from smiling too much. Obinna, my fiancé, had just sent me money for my gele and shoes. “Nne, I want you to look like a goddess that day,” he said. “The whole world must know you’re mine.” God knows I loved that man. Chiamaka, my best friend since secondary school, was sitting on the bed, scrolling through her phone and laughing at a meme. “See this one,” she said, turning the phone to show me a picture of a bride whose makeup looked like she fought with a clown. I laughed. “Chia, that can never be me. My makeup artist is charging sixty thousand.” “Ehen? So now you’re a big girl, eh?” she teased, throwing a pillow at me. We laughed like that for minutes. Two friends. Two sisters. Or so I thought. I didn’t know she was laughing because she already knew something I didn’t. That morning, Obinna called. His voice was deep and warm. “Have you eaten?” “No,” I smiled. “Waiting for you to bring me food.” Chiamaka raised her eyebrow and whispered, “Tell him to bring for both of us o!” Obinna chuckled over the phone. “Alright. I’m coming with your favorite — nkwobi and cold malt.” When the call ended, Chiamaka looked at me with a sly smile. “You’re lucky o. This your Obinna, he’s sweet die.” I nodded. “He is.” She stood up. “Let me go bath. I want to look fine before he comes. You know your man likes seeing fine girls.” We laughed again. But in that laugh, something shifted. I didn’t catch it then. But now, thinking back, I see it clearly. The way she looked at me. The way she said “your man.” There was something in her eyes that wasn’t there before. That evening, when Obinna came, I noticed he didn’t hug me the way he used to. It was quick. Cold. His eyes darted around like he was hiding something. He handed me the nylon bag. “Your food.” “Thanks baby,” I smiled, trying to hold his hand. He pulled it away too fast. Chiamaka came out wearing a short gown that hugged her in all the wrong places. Her makeup was too much for a simple evening, but she walked like she was on a runway. Obinna’s eyes followed her for a second too long. I noticed. I pretended not to. We all sat in the parlor and watched a movie. But Obinna laughed at jokes that weren’t funny. He barely looked at me. When Chiamaka stood to go get water, his eyes followed her again. My heart skipped. Something wasn’t right. That night, I couldn’t sleep. I lay on the bed while Chiamaka snored beside me. I stared at the ceiling and asked myself one question: “What if love is not enough?” To be continued…. Oluchi Onyeaghala
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  • *CHILDREN'S DAY AND A STORY*

    My son Andrew will never get married. He won’t have children. He won’t drive a car or experience many of the milestones we take for granted.

    But he is happy. And he is healthy.
    And to me, that’s everything.

    When a stranger gives him a smile, it lights up my entire day.
    When a girl glances at him kindly, joy rushes through his whole body like a wave of sunshine.

    It doesn’t take much to be deeply, profoundly human.

    Let me tell you a story.

    At a party held at a school for children with special needs, one father stood up to speak.
    What he said stayed with everyone who heard it.

    After thanking the staff who worked with such devotion, he paused and shared a reflection:

    “When nothing disturbs the balance of nature, the natural order reveals itself in perfect harmony.”

    Then his voice began to tremble.

    “But my son Herbert doesn’t learn like other children. He doesn’t understand like they do.
    So tell me… where is the natural order in his life?”

    The room fell completely silent.

    Then he continued:

    “I believe that when a child like Herbert is born—with a physical or cognitive disability—the world is given a rare and sacred opportunity:
    To reveal the very core of the human spirit.
    And that spirit is revealed not through perfection—but in how we treat those who need us most.”

    He shared a moment he would never forget:

    One afternoon, he and Herbert were walking past a field where some boys were playing soccer.
    Herbert looked longingly at them and asked:

    “Dad… do you think they’ll let me play?”

    The father’s heart sank. He knew the answer was likely no.
    But he also knew—if they said yes—it could give his son something far more valuable than a goal: a sense of belonging.

    So he gently approached one of the boys and asked:

    “Would it be okay if Herbert joined the game?”

    The boy looked over at his teammates, hesitated, then smiled:

    “We’re losing 3–0 and there’s ten minutes left… Sure. Let him take a penalty.”

    Herbert lit up.
    He ran to the bench, put on a jersey that nearly swallowed him whole, and beamed with pride. His father stood at the sidelines, tears in his eyes.

    He didn’t play much. He just stood nearby, watching. But something in the boys shifted.
    They began to see him—not as a distraction, but as one of them.

    And then, in the final minute, a miracle happened.
    Herbert’s team was awarded a penalty kick.

    The same boy turned to the father and gave a knowing nod:

    “It’s his shot.”

    Herbert walked slowly to the ball, nervous but radiant.

    The goalkeeper caught on. He made a show of diving to the side, giving the boy a clear shot.
    Herbert nudged the ball gently forward.
    It rolled across the goal line.

    Goal.

    The boys erupted in cheers. They hoisted Herbert into the air like he’d won the World Cup.
    They didn’t just let him play.
    They let him belong.

    The father closed his speech with tears falling freely:

    “That day, a group of boys made a decision… not to win, but to be human.
    To show the world what kindness, dignity, and love really look like.”

    Herbert passed away that winter.
    He never saw another summer.
    But he never forgot the day he was a hero.

    And his father never forgot the night he came home, telling the story as his wife held Herbert close, weeping—not from sorrow, but from joy.

    A final thought:

    Every day, we scroll past distractions—memes, jokes, quick laughs.
    But when something truly meaningful crosses our path, we hesitate.

    We wonder: Who would understand this?
    Who should I send this to?

    If someone sent you this story, it’s because they believe you’re one of those people.
    That you see the heart in others.
    That you understand what really matters.

    Because each day, the world gives us countless chances to choose decency over indifference.

    As one wise man said:

    *“A society is judged by how it treats its most vulnerable.”*



    *COPIED for Relevance!*
    Happy Children's Day!
    *CHILDREN'S DAY AND A STORY* My son Andrew will never get married. He won’t have children. He won’t drive a car or experience many of the milestones we take for granted. But he is happy. And he is healthy. And to me, that’s everything. When a stranger gives him a smile, it lights up my entire day. When a girl glances at him kindly, joy rushes through his whole body like a wave of sunshine. It doesn’t take much to be deeply, profoundly human. Let me tell you a story. At a party held at a school for children with special needs, one father stood up to speak. What he said stayed with everyone who heard it. After thanking the staff who worked with such devotion, he paused and shared a reflection: “When nothing disturbs the balance of nature, the natural order reveals itself in perfect harmony.” Then his voice began to tremble. “But my son Herbert doesn’t learn like other children. He doesn’t understand like they do. So tell me… where is the natural order in his life?” The room fell completely silent. Then he continued: “I believe that when a child like Herbert is born—with a physical or cognitive disability—the world is given a rare and sacred opportunity: To reveal the very core of the human spirit. And that spirit is revealed not through perfection—but in how we treat those who need us most.” He shared a moment he would never forget: One afternoon, he and Herbert were walking past a field where some boys were playing soccer. Herbert looked longingly at them and asked: “Dad… do you think they’ll let me play?” The father’s heart sank. He knew the answer was likely no. But he also knew—if they said yes—it could give his son something far more valuable than a goal: a sense of belonging. So he gently approached one of the boys and asked: “Would it be okay if Herbert joined the game?” The boy looked over at his teammates, hesitated, then smiled: “We’re losing 3–0 and there’s ten minutes left… Sure. Let him take a penalty.” Herbert lit up. He ran to the bench, put on a jersey that nearly swallowed him whole, and beamed with pride. His father stood at the sidelines, tears in his eyes. He didn’t play much. He just stood nearby, watching. But something in the boys shifted. They began to see him—not as a distraction, but as one of them. And then, in the final minute, a miracle happened. Herbert’s team was awarded a penalty kick. The same boy turned to the father and gave a knowing nod: “It’s his shot.” Herbert walked slowly to the ball, nervous but radiant. The goalkeeper caught on. He made a show of diving to the side, giving the boy a clear shot. Herbert nudged the ball gently forward. It rolled across the goal line. Goal. The boys erupted in cheers. They hoisted Herbert into the air like he’d won the World Cup. They didn’t just let him play. They let him belong. The father closed his speech with tears falling freely: “That day, a group of boys made a decision… not to win, but to be human. To show the world what kindness, dignity, and love really look like.” Herbert passed away that winter. He never saw another summer. But he never forgot the day he was a hero. And his father never forgot the night he came home, telling the story as his wife held Herbert close, weeping—not from sorrow, but from joy. A final thought: Every day, we scroll past distractions—memes, jokes, quick laughs. But when something truly meaningful crosses our path, we hesitate. We wonder: Who would understand this? Who should I send this to? If someone sent you this story, it’s because they believe you’re one of those people. That you see the heart in others. That you understand what really matters. Because each day, the world gives us countless chances to choose decency over indifference. As one wise man said: *“A society is judged by how it treats its most vulnerable.”* *COPIED for Relevance!* Happy Children's Day!
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  • My son Andrew will never get married. He won’t have children. He won’t drive a car or experience many of the milestones we take for granted.

    But he is happy. And he is healthy.
    And to me, that’s everything.

    When a stranger gives him a smile, it lights up my entire day.
    When a girl glances at him kindly, joy rushes through his whole body like a wave of sunshine.

    It doesn’t take much to be deeply, profoundly human.

    Let me tell you a story.

    At a party held at a school for children with special needs, one father stood up to speak.
    What he said stayed with everyone who heard it.

    After thanking the staff who worked with such devotion, he paused and shared a reflection:

    “When nothing disturbs the balance of nature, the natural order reveals itself in perfect harmony.”

    Then his voice began to tremble.

    “But my son Herbert doesn’t learn like other children. He doesn’t understand like they do.
    So tell me… where is the natural order in his life?”

    The room fell completely silent.

    Then he continued:

    “I believe that when a child like Herbert is born—with a physical or cognitive disability—the world is given a rare and sacred opportunity:
    To reveal the very core of the human spirit.
    And that spirit is revealed not through perfection—but in how we treat those who need us most.”

    He shared a moment he would never forget:

    One afternoon, he and Herbert were walking past a field where some boys were playing soccer.
    Herbert looked longingly at them and asked:

    “Dad… do you think they’ll let me play?”

    The father’s heart sank. He knew the answer was likely no.
    But he also knew—if they said yes—it could give his son something far more valuable than a goal: a sense of belonging.

    So he gently approached one of the boys and asked:

    “Would it be okay if Herbert joined the game?”

    The boy looked over at his teammates, hesitated, then smiled:

    “We’re losing 3–0 and there’s ten minutes left… Sure. Let him take a penalty.”

    Herbert lit up.
    He ran to the bench, put on a jersey that nearly swallowed him whole, and beamed with pride. His father stood at the sidelines, tears in his eyes.

    He didn’t play much. He just stood nearby, watching. But something in the boys shifted.
    They began to see him—not as a distraction, but as one of them.

    And then, in the final minute, a miracle happened.
    Herbert’s team was awarded a penalty kick.

    The same boy turned to the father and gave a knowing nod:

    “It’s his shot.”

    Herbert walked slowly to the ball, nervous but radiant.

    The goalkeeper caught on. He made a show of diving to the side, giving the boy a clear shot.
    Herbert nudged the ball gently forward.
    It rolled across the goal line.

    Goal.

    The boys erupted in cheers. They hoisted Herbert into the air like he’d won the World Cup.
    They didn’t just let him play.
    They let him belong.

    The father closed his speech with tears falling freely:

    “That day, a group of boys made a decision… not to win, but to be human.
    To show the world what kindness, dignity, and love really look like.”

    Herbert passed away that winter.
    He never saw another summer.
    But he never forgot the day he was a hero.

    And his father never forgot the night he came home, telling the story as his wife held Herbert close, weeping—not from sorrow, but from joy.

    A final thought:

    Every day, we scroll past distractions—memes, jokes, quick laughs.
    But when something truly meaningful crosses our path, we hesitate.

    We wonder: Who would understand this?
    Who should I send this to?

    If someone sent you this story, it’s because they believe you’re one of those people.
    That you see the heart in others.
    That you understand what really matters.

    Because each day, the world gives us countless chances to choose decency over indifference.

    As one wise man said:

    “A society is judged by how it treats its most vulnerable.”



    *COPIED for Relevance!*
    Happy Children's Day!
    My son Andrew will never get married. He won’t have children. He won’t drive a car or experience many of the milestones we take for granted. But he is happy. And he is healthy. And to me, that’s everything. When a stranger gives him a smile, it lights up my entire day. When a girl glances at him kindly, joy rushes through his whole body like a wave of sunshine. It doesn’t take much to be deeply, profoundly human. Let me tell you a story. At a party held at a school for children with special needs, one father stood up to speak. What he said stayed with everyone who heard it. After thanking the staff who worked with such devotion, he paused and shared a reflection: “When nothing disturbs the balance of nature, the natural order reveals itself in perfect harmony.” Then his voice began to tremble. “But my son Herbert doesn’t learn like other children. He doesn’t understand like they do. So tell me… where is the natural order in his life?” The room fell completely silent. Then he continued: “I believe that when a child like Herbert is born—with a physical or cognitive disability—the world is given a rare and sacred opportunity: To reveal the very core of the human spirit. And that spirit is revealed not through perfection—but in how we treat those who need us most.” He shared a moment he would never forget: One afternoon, he and Herbert were walking past a field where some boys were playing soccer. Herbert looked longingly at them and asked: “Dad… do you think they’ll let me play?” The father’s heart sank. He knew the answer was likely no. But he also knew—if they said yes—it could give his son something far more valuable than a goal: a sense of belonging. So he gently approached one of the boys and asked: “Would it be okay if Herbert joined the game?” The boy looked over at his teammates, hesitated, then smiled: “We’re losing 3–0 and there’s ten minutes left… Sure. Let him take a penalty.” Herbert lit up. He ran to the bench, put on a jersey that nearly swallowed him whole, and beamed with pride. His father stood at the sidelines, tears in his eyes. He didn’t play much. He just stood nearby, watching. But something in the boys shifted. They began to see him—not as a distraction, but as one of them. And then, in the final minute, a miracle happened. Herbert’s team was awarded a penalty kick. The same boy turned to the father and gave a knowing nod: “It’s his shot.” Herbert walked slowly to the ball, nervous but radiant. The goalkeeper caught on. He made a show of diving to the side, giving the boy a clear shot. Herbert nudged the ball gently forward. It rolled across the goal line. Goal. The boys erupted in cheers. They hoisted Herbert into the air like he’d won the World Cup. They didn’t just let him play. They let him belong. The father closed his speech with tears falling freely: “That day, a group of boys made a decision… not to win, but to be human. To show the world what kindness, dignity, and love really look like.” Herbert passed away that winter. He never saw another summer. But he never forgot the day he was a hero. And his father never forgot the night he came home, telling the story as his wife held Herbert close, weeping—not from sorrow, but from joy. A final thought: Every day, we scroll past distractions—memes, jokes, quick laughs. But when something truly meaningful crosses our path, we hesitate. We wonder: Who would understand this? Who should I send this to? If someone sent you this story, it’s because they believe you’re one of those people. That you see the heart in others. That you understand what really matters. Because each day, the world gives us countless chances to choose decency over indifference. As one wise man said: “A society is judged by how it treats its most vulnerable.” *COPIED for Relevance!* Happy Children's Day!
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  • .KEEP THAT WOMAN:
    𝗞𝗲𝗲𝗽 that woman who always talks to you first.
    𝗞𝗲𝗲𝗽 that woman who always makes you smile.
    𝗞𝗲𝗲𝗽 that woman who cracks silly jokes just to make you laugh.
    𝗞𝗲𝗲𝗽 that woman who always understands you.
    𝗞𝗲𝗲𝗽 that woman who gives you her effort, that is loyal, committed, faithful and love you unconditionaly.
    𝗞𝗲𝗲𝗽 that woman who is always sacrificing her sleep just to talk to you for long hours.
    𝗞𝗲𝗲𝗽 that woman who accepts your imperfections and flaws.
    𝗞𝗲𝗲𝗽 that woman who cries when about to losè someone, especially you.
    𝗞𝗲𝗲𝗽 that woman who always give her best just to make you stay.
    𝗞𝗲𝗲𝗽 that woman who really loves you more than herself.

    𝘉𝘌𝘊𝘈𝘜𝘚𝘌 𝘞𝘏𝘌𝘕 𝘛𝘏𝘈𝘛 WOMAN 𝘚𝘛𝘖𝘗𝘚 𝘈𝘕𝘋 𝘎𝘐𝘝𝘌𝘚 𝘜𝘗 ON YOU, 𝘠𝘖𝘜'𝘓𝘓 𝘓𝘖𝘚𝘌 𝘛𝘏𝘌 𝘏𝘈𝘓𝘍 𝘈𝘕𝘋 𝘐𝘔𝘗𝘖𝘙𝘛𝘈𝘕𝘛 𝘗𝘈𝘙𝘛 𝘖𝘍 𝘠𝘖𝘜𝘙 𝘓𝘐𝘍𝘌.

    ➥𝐼𝑓 𝑖𝑡'𝑠 ℎ𝑒𝑙𝑝𝑓𝑢𝑙 𝑝𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑒 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑐𝑡 & 𝑠ℎ𝑎𝑟𝑒⇅
    .KEEP THAT WOMAN: 💞𝗞𝗲𝗲𝗽 that woman who always talks to you first. 💞𝗞𝗲𝗲𝗽 that woman who always makes you smile. 💞𝗞𝗲𝗲𝗽 that woman who cracks silly jokes just to make you laugh. 💞𝗞𝗲𝗲𝗽 that woman who always understands you. 💞𝗞𝗲𝗲𝗽 that woman who gives you her effort, that is loyal, committed, faithful and love you unconditionaly. 💞𝗞𝗲𝗲𝗽 that woman who is always sacrificing her sleep just to talk to you for long hours. 💞𝗞𝗲𝗲𝗽 that woman who accepts your imperfections and flaws. 💞𝗞𝗲𝗲𝗽 that woman who cries when about to losè someone, especially you. 💞𝗞𝗲𝗲𝗽 that woman who always give her best just to make you stay. 💞𝗞𝗲𝗲𝗽 that woman who really loves you more than herself. 💞𝘉𝘌𝘊𝘈𝘜𝘚𝘌 𝘞𝘏𝘌𝘕 𝘛𝘏𝘈𝘛 WOMAN 𝘚𝘛𝘖𝘗𝘚 𝘈𝘕𝘋 𝘎𝘐𝘝𝘌𝘚 𝘜𝘗 ON YOU, 𝘠𝘖𝘜'𝘓𝘓 𝘓𝘖𝘚𝘌 𝘛𝘏𝘌 𝘏𝘈𝘓𝘍 𝘈𝘕𝘋 𝘐𝘔𝘗𝘖𝘙𝘛𝘈𝘕𝘛 𝘗𝘈𝘙𝘛 𝘖𝘍 𝘠𝘖𝘜𝘙 𝘓𝘐𝘍𝘌.✍️✍️ ➥𝐼𝑓 𝑖𝑡'𝑠 ℎ𝑒𝑙𝑝𝑓𝑢𝑙 𝑝𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑒 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑐𝑡 & 𝑠ℎ𝑎𝑟𝑒⇅
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  • WEEKEND JOKES

    1) Na person wey never see problem dey pronounce Nurse as nerse, na for emergency time u go dey hear Noosu Noosu Noosuuu

    2) This One My Mind is Telling me Go Marry! Go Marry!!
    Who's using My Name For Prayer Points?

    3)Boy:* hi fine girl
    *Girl:* hi
    *Boy:* my name is Solomon
    *Girl:* so?
    *Boy:* lomon

    This guy is really determined.


    4)Please guys do not insult me

    Among these two, SAW and SAW, which one is used to cut wood and which is past tense of see?

    5)I want to be the reason you look at your phone and smile while walking and then hït your head on a pole*

    6) Prince was baptized in a nearby church. The pastor asked him to choose any Christian name.

    PRINCE: Pastor, I would be much glad to be called Grace.

    PASTOR: Grace is for females.

    PRINCE : What about Disgrace?


    7) *Well since this post doesn't concern me, let me use this opportunity to send my sincere condolences to the family & friends of Goliath, it's not easy to lose such a powerful man with just a stone from a boy, a Shephard boy*



    8)So because you are cooking rice and chicken I cannot knock to tell you am the one who removed your clothes from rain.👁👁*

    9) *Today is exactly 4yrs I sent my best friend to Test my Girlfriend if she truly loves me, they now married with 2 kids.*

    I have règretted my actions.


    10) Anytime I enter our kitchen, our last born will be shouting "others have not eaten oh" what does that mean?

    11) *Sometimes, it is not always your village people that are disturbing you at night it is your bedsheets.*

    WASH IT...

    12) Séx in bathroom is totally different from what you see in movies o. My neighbor nearly broke his back bone today.

    Heeeeerrrrrrr!!! He nearly died.


    13)If you are not rich, reduce your potbelly!*
    *I am tired of respecting the wrong people.*

    14) Short people are the reason why children shoes are expensive

    15) Eating chicken and turkey every Xmas is too common..
    Why don't we try crocodile and anaconda next year

    16)No deadline for anything ooo Allow your boyfriend rest, make him no come thief my phone*

    17)some people are still wondering why they are short and urgly It's because your father tried to pull out, so the Rest of your height landed on the bedsheet Nobody should talk to me.


    18) *I wonder why people keep saying "Nobody knows tomorrow"*
    *Is tomorrow not Sunday *

    19 Thank you guys for your dedication towards the growth of this page I appreciate you alot guys and I am ready to make you happy always
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    😀😀😀WEEKEND JOKES 😂 😂 😂 1) Na person wey never see problem dey pronounce Nurse as nerse, na for emergency time u go dey hear Noosu Noosu Noosuuu 😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀 2) This One My Mind is Telling me Go Marry! Go Marry!! Who's using My Name For Prayer Points?😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀 3)Boy:* hi fine girl *Girl:* hi 😂 *Boy:* my name is Solomon 😂 *Girl:* so?😂 *Boy:* lomon 😂 This guy is really determined. 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀 4)Please guys do not insult me 🤨🤨 Among these two, SAW and SAW, which one is used to cut wood and which is past tense of see?😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀 5)I want to be the reason you look at your phone and smile while walking and then hït your head on a pole😂*😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀 6) Prince was baptized in a nearby church. The pastor asked him to choose any Christian name.😀😀😀😀😀😀 PRINCE: Pastor, I would be much glad to be called Grace. PASTOR: Grace is for females. PRINCE : What about Disgrace? 😕🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀 7) *Well since this post doesn't concern me, let me use this opportunity to send my sincere condolences to the family & friends of Goliath, it's not easy to lose such a powerful man with just a stone from a boy, a Shephard boy* 😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😂😂😂😂😂 8)So because you are cooking rice and chicken I cannot knock to tell you am the one who removed your clothes from rain.👁👃👁*😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀 9) *Today is exactly 4yrs I sent my best friend to Test my Girlfriend if she truly loves me, they now married with 2 kids.* I have règretted my actions. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀 10) Anytime I enter our kitchen, our last born will be shouting "others have not eaten oh" what does that mean?🙄🙄😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀 11) *Sometimes, it is not always your village people that are disturbing you at night it is your bedsheets.* WASH IT...😒😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀 12) Séx in bathroom is totally different from what you see in movies o. My neighbor nearly broke his back bone today.😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀 Heeeeerrrrrrr!!! He nearly died. 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀 13)If you are not rich, reduce your potbelly!* *I am tired of respecting the wrong people.*💔😂😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀 14) Short people are the reason why children shoes are expensive😂😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀 15) Eating chicken and turkey every Xmas is too common😔.. Why don't we try crocodile and anaconda next year🥴💃💃💃😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀 16)No deadline for anything ooo😒 Allow your boyfriend rest, make him no come thief my phone🙄*😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀 17)some people are still wondering why they are short and urgly It's because your father tried to pull out, so the Rest of your height landed on the bedsheet😂😂😂😂 Nobody should talk to me. 😂😅😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀 18) *I wonder why people keep saying "Nobody knows tomorrow"* *Is tomorrow not Sunday ❓*😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😂😀😀 19 Thank you guys for your dedication towards the growth of this page I appreciate you alot guys and I am ready to make you happy always 💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃 . . Follow DON'T MIND THEM 💞💕💞💞💞💞
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  • *CHEATING IS A CHOICE, STAYING FAITHFUL IS ALSO A CHOICE.*

    https://whatsapp.com/channel/0029VaawIY096H4W2zzOGB1H

    You will always meet ladies who are more attractive than your woman, you will meet ladies with more vibes, you will meet women who are more informed, you will meet women who acts as though they care more than your woman.

    Also as a woman you will meet men who are far richer than your man, you will meet men with more attractive body than your man, you will meet men with more vibes, you will meet men who act more caring than your spouse, you will meet men who talks better than your man;

    I mean men who knows how to say sweet words, crack jokes. Etc.
    Note. People must always be better than others in some areas of life.

    And sometimes the people we see as being better than our spouses may not even be what we feel they're. Note. People show you what they want you to see and most of the time it is not their true self they reveal outside.

    Learn to appreciate your partner
    Love your partner without any reservations.
    Whenever you feel unsatisfied regarding any aspect your partner is not doing well, be willing enough to open up to him/her.

    Be satisfied please.
    It takes commitment, and self control and discipline to stay faithful, and believe me it is achievable.

    Love is never enough, self-discipline and relentless commitment is very essential when it comes to relationship/marriage.
    Stay Faithful.

    One Woman Is Enough!
    One Man Is Enough!*CHEATING IS A CHOICE, STAYING FAITHFUL IS ALSO A CHOICE.*

    https://whatsapp.com/channel/0029VaawIY096H4W2zzOGB1H

    You will always meet ladies who are more attractive than your woman, you will meet ladies with more vibes, you will meet women who are more informed, you will meet women who acts as though they care more than your woman.

    Also as a woman you will meet men who are far richer than your man, you will meet men with more attractive body than your man, you will meet men with more vibes, you will meet men who act more caring than your spouse, you will meet men who talks better than your man;

    I mean men who knows how to say sweet words, crack jokes. Etc.
    Note. People must always be better than others in some areas of life.

    And sometimes the people we see as being better than our spouses may not even be what we feel they're. Note. People show you what they want you to see and most of the time it is not their true self they reveal outside.

    Learn to appreciate your partner
    Love your partner without any reservations.
    Whenever you feel unsatisfied regarding any aspect your partner is not doing well, be willing enough to open up to him/her.

    Be satisfied please.
    It takes commitment, and self control and discipline to stay faithful, and believe me it is achievable.

    Love is never enough, self-discipline and relentless commitment is very essential when it comes to relationship/marriage.
    Stay Faithful.

    One Woman Is Enough!
    One Man Is Enough!
    *CHEATING IS A CHOICE, STAYING FAITHFUL IS ALSO A CHOICE.❤️* https://whatsapp.com/channel/0029VaawIY096H4W2zzOGB1H You will always meet ladies who are more attractive than your woman, you will meet ladies with more vibes, you will meet women who are more informed, you will meet women who acts as though they care more than your woman. Also as a woman you will meet men who are far richer than your man, you will meet men with more attractive body than your man, you will meet men with more vibes, you will meet men who act more caring than your spouse, you will meet men who talks better than your man; I mean men who knows how to say sweet words, crack jokes. Etc. Note. People must always be better than others in some areas of life. And sometimes the people we see as being better than our spouses may not even be what we feel they're. Note. People show you what they want you to see and most of the time it is not their true self they reveal outside. Learn to appreciate your partner Love your partner without any reservations. Whenever you feel unsatisfied regarding any aspect your partner is not doing well, be willing enough to open up to him/her. Be satisfied please. It takes commitment, and self control and discipline to stay faithful, and believe me it is achievable. Love is never enough, self-discipline and relentless commitment is very essential when it comes to relationship/marriage. Stay Faithful. One Woman Is Enough! One Man Is Enough!❤️*CHEATING IS A CHOICE, STAYING FAITHFUL IS ALSO A CHOICE.❤️* https://whatsapp.com/channel/0029VaawIY096H4W2zzOGB1H You will always meet ladies who are more attractive than your woman, you will meet ladies with more vibes, you will meet women who are more informed, you will meet women who acts as though they care more than your woman. Also as a woman you will meet men who are far richer than your man, you will meet men with more attractive body than your man, you will meet men with more vibes, you will meet men who act more caring than your spouse, you will meet men who talks better than your man; I mean men who knows how to say sweet words, crack jokes. Etc. Note. People must always be better than others in some areas of life. And sometimes the people we see as being better than our spouses may not even be what we feel they're. Note. People show you what they want you to see and most of the time it is not their true self they reveal outside. Learn to appreciate your partner Love your partner without any reservations. Whenever you feel unsatisfied regarding any aspect your partner is not doing well, be willing enough to open up to him/her. Be satisfied please. It takes commitment, and self control and discipline to stay faithful, and believe me it is achievable. Love is never enough, self-discipline and relentless commitment is very essential when it comes to relationship/marriage. Stay Faithful. One Woman Is Enough! One Man Is Enough!❤️
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    Just checking in to see how your day is going. I miss you so much, but I'm grateful for our daily chats. You're always on my mind and in my heart.I love our late-night conversations and silly jokes. You make every day brighter, even from afar.


    Hi babe, Just checking in to see how your day is going. I miss you so much, but I'm grateful for our daily chats. You're always on my mind and in my heart.I love our late-night conversations and silly jokes. You make every day brighter, even from afar. ❤️
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  • 20 WAYS TO BEFRIEND YOUR PARTNER:
    I decided to write this list because someone asked " How can I be a friend to my Lover?"
    A friend is someone who understands you and adds value to your life.
    The popular saying says," Marry your friend or befriend anyone you marry".
    1. Speak to her softly instead of shouting.
    2. ‍Always make her smile and crack jokes for her. Stare at her face and Smile, if she asks why smiling. Tell her she's beautiful; laugh when she cracks jokes or says something funny. Frowning always is not spiritual.
    3. Walk a distance together.
    4. Hang out together at eateries.
    5. Watch movies (wrestling, football, and Christian films) and play games together.
    6. Fulfill purpose by going into ministration together.
    7. Write love letters to each other.
    8. Read books together.
    9. Read the Bible together.
    10. Pray together.
    11. Sing praises and worship together.
    12. Shop for her.
    13. Speak your dialect.
    15. Call her sweet names (Honey, Gem, Gold, my heartbeat, my sugar...)
    16. Coauthor a book.
    17. Cook for her.
    18. Seek her advice and follow it as the spirit leads.
    19. Discuss your plans with her.
    20. Keep your money with her. Support him financially.
    Above all thy getting, befriend her, and watch things work for you in your relationship.
    Marriage is too long for you to journey with your boss, not a friend.
    It's absurd for you to be in a relationship and still have opposite sex Bestie somewhere else.
    A relationship thrives when you start with friendship!
    Marry your friend!
    Befriend your Lover!
    Marry your talking mate!
    Marry your purpose mate!
    Marry your spiritual mate!
    Marry your genotype mate! (You should marry someone your genotype is compatible with. AA should marry AS. AA should marry SS)
    Marry your academic mate!
    Marry your playmate!
    20 WAYS TO BEFRIEND YOUR PARTNER: I decided to write this list because someone asked " How can I be a friend to my Lover?" A friend is someone who understands you and adds value to your life. The popular saying says," Marry your friend or befriend anyone you marry". 1. Speak to her softly instead of shouting. 2. ‍Always make her smile and crack jokes for her. Stare at her face and Smile, if she asks why smiling. Tell her she's beautiful; laugh when she cracks jokes or says something funny. Frowning always is not spiritual. 3. Walk a distance together. 4. Hang out together at eateries. 5. Watch movies (wrestling, football, and Christian films) and play games together. 6. Fulfill purpose by going into ministration together. 7. Write love letters to each other. 8. Read books together. 9. Read the Bible together. 10. Pray together. 11. Sing praises and worship together. 12. Shop for her. 13. Speak your dialect. 15. Call her sweet names (Honey, Gem, Gold, my heartbeat, my sugar...) 😂😂😂 16. Coauthor a book. 17. Cook for her. 18. Seek her advice and follow it as the spirit leads. 19. Discuss your plans with her. 20. Keep your money with her. Support him financially. Above all thy getting, befriend her, and watch things work for you in your relationship. Marriage is too long for you to journey with your boss, not a friend. It's absurd for you to be in a relationship and still have opposite sex Bestie somewhere else. A relationship thrives when you start with friendship! Marry your friend! Befriend your Lover! Marry your talking mate! Marry your purpose mate! Marry your spiritual mate! Marry your genotype mate! (You should marry someone your genotype is compatible with. AA should marry AS. AA should marry SS) Marry your academic mate! Marry your playmate!
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  • *CHEATING IS A CHOICE, STAYING FAITHFUL IS ALSO A CHOICE.*

    https://whatsapp.com/channel/0029VaawIY096H4W2zzOGB1H

    You will always meet ladies who are more attractive than your woman, you will meet ladies with more vibes, you will meet women who are more informed, you will meet women who acts as though they care more than your woman.

    Also as a woman you will meet men who are far richer than your man, you will meet men with more attractive body than your man, you will meet men with more vibes, you will meet men who act more caring than your spouse, you will meet men who talks better than your man;

    I mean men who knows how to say sweet words, crack jokes. Etc.
    Note. People must always be better than others in some areas of life.

    And sometimes the people we see as being better than our spouses may not even be what we feel they're. Note. People show you what they want you to see and most of the time it is not their true self they reveal outside.

    Learn to appreciate your partner
    Love your partner without any reservations.
    Whenever you feel unsatisfied regarding any aspect your partner is not doing well, be willing enough to open up to him/her.

    Be satisfied please.
    It takes commitment, and self control and discipline to stay faithful, and believe me it is achievable.

    Love is never enough, self-discipline and relentless commitment is very essential when it comes to relationship/marriage.
    Stay Faithful.

    One Woman Is Enough!
    One Man Is Enough!
    *CHEATING IS A CHOICE, STAYING FAITHFUL IS ALSO A CHOICE.❤️* https://whatsapp.com/channel/0029VaawIY096H4W2zzOGB1H You will always meet ladies who are more attractive than your woman, you will meet ladies with more vibes, you will meet women who are more informed, you will meet women who acts as though they care more than your woman. Also as a woman you will meet men who are far richer than your man, you will meet men with more attractive body than your man, you will meet men with more vibes, you will meet men who act more caring than your spouse, you will meet men who talks better than your man; I mean men who knows how to say sweet words, crack jokes. Etc. Note. People must always be better than others in some areas of life. And sometimes the people we see as being better than our spouses may not even be what we feel they're. Note. People show you what they want you to see and most of the time it is not their true self they reveal outside. Learn to appreciate your partner Love your partner without any reservations. Whenever you feel unsatisfied regarding any aspect your partner is not doing well, be willing enough to open up to him/her. Be satisfied please. It takes commitment, and self control and discipline to stay faithful, and believe me it is achievable. Love is never enough, self-discipline and relentless commitment is very essential when it comes to relationship/marriage. Stay Faithful. One Woman Is Enough! One Man Is Enough!❤️
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  • 1. You see those girls that eat alot without getting fat, the food goes directly to their attitude very stubbørn set of people

    2. When a stīngy man is looking for a wife, any girl who asks him for money is not a wife material

    3. You Think you are doing me" But you are doing yourself" if your Mom haven't told you such words, you are Adøpted

    4. There are only two nāked things that can kīll a man
    1. Nāked wire
    2. Nāked woman

    They will not teach you this in school
    🏃🏾‍♂️

    5. Have you noticed that after scratching your itchy anūs, the devil will always whisper, ''now smēll your fingers my child''

    6. Wahala Dey for who no go school oooh... if not for sound Education, how will I know that a Baby Lizard is cālled ‘LIZZY BABY’.

    7. Convincing a lady who came to visit you to leave the sitting room and enter the bedroom is a skill that should be added to a man CV.
    it not easy

    8. Allowing a guy who is not your boyfriend to būy you food is also chēating....but you are too hūngry to understand that

    9. White people: Sorry you drøpped your money

    Blāck People:


    10. The only two dreams that come true In Africa..... bed wētting and a witch squeēzing your neck in the night

    11. People say fālling in love is the best feeling....But I think finding a toilet when you have a running stomach is the best fēeling ever

    12. *A friend of mine just told me his father bought an android car I told him our swimming pool got būrnt yesterday he bløcked me immediately what have i done? I thought it was a lying competitiøn

    13. People are busy cūddling their boo and bae, while me I am here posting jokes in this cold weather Rain b£āt me oh

    Dm if you are bored

    Cutie , why døn't you wānna ādd or follow me for more interesting jokes

    Abi i no dey try
    1. You see those girls that eat alot without getting fat, the food goes directly to their attitude😏 very stubbørn set of people 😒 2. When a stīngy man is looking for a wife, any girl who asks him for money is not a wife material😂😂 3. You Think you are doing me" But you are doing yourself" if your Mom haven't told you such words, you are Adøpted 😂 4. There are only two✌️ nāked things that can kīll a man 1. Nāked wire 2. Nāked woman 😂😂😂☠️ They will not teach you this in school 🏃🏾‍♂️ 5. Have you noticed that after scratching your itchy anūs, the devil will always whisper, ''now smēll your fingers my child''😂 6. Wahala Dey for who no go school oooh... 😩 if not for sound Education, how will I know that a Baby Lizard 🦎 is cālled ‘LIZZY BABY’.🤣😂 7. Convincing a lady who came to visit you to leave the sitting room and enter the bedroom is a skill that should be added to a man CV.💀💀 it not easy😭 8. Allowing a guy who is not your boyfriend to būy you food is also chēating....but you are too hūngry to understand that😅😅 9. White people: Sorry you drøpped your money Blāck People: 👞👀 😂😂 10. The only two dreams that come true In Africa..... bed wētting and a witch squeēzing your neck in the night😂😂 11. People say fālling in love is the best feeling....But I think finding a toilet when you have a running stomach is the best fēeling ever😂😂 12. *A friend of mine just told me his father bought an android car 😳 I told him our swimming pool got būrnt yesterday he bløcked me immediately what have i done? I thought it was a lying competitiøn 😂😂 13. People are busy cūddling their boo and bae, while me I am here posting jokes in this cold weather 😩Rain b£āt me oh 😎 Dm if you are bored 🥱 Cutie 🥰, why døn't you wānna ādd or follow me for more interesting jokes 🙏🥲 Abi i no dey try 😔🤦‍♂️
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