One time, I was missing my aunt who had relocated out of the country and so I changed my DP to her picture and even forgot about it.

Few days later, I got a message in my inbox

"Hey beautiful"

Beautiful ke, me. Nobody has ever called me beautiful before. Handsome yes but beautiful ke.

"Are you their my queens?"

WTF is this

Me, queens, if it's queen sef e for better... I quickly went and checked the profile of the confused person

Lo and behold, a full grown adult married man

I was raised right so I replied respectfully, "Good afternoon sir"

"You are very good my angle, if it's other girls they no greet. you're so beautiful my love."

"Thank you sir"

"I love you"

"Just like that?"

"You are too beautiful. I can't felt this way for anybody before"

"What about your wife sir?" I asked while trying hard to understand the English.

"Forget about it. I and my wife have not se.x for two years."

"Why sir?"

"Forget about it. I want you when can we see."

I scratched my beards for a minute, then I replied

"When do you want to see me?"

"Come tomorrow."

"Ah, so fast"

"Please send me your body, I'm very hot for you."

"I should send you my body?"

"Yes any one. Se.x one"

"Oh, you mean se9xy one?"

"Yes, s.ex one send brea.st send back. please I'll do anything my angle"

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I wanted to in.s.ul.t and block him. So, this is what girls are facing from men online. As a sharp guy I decided to monetize this lucrative opportunity at least I fit see money for fuel

I typed, "look sir, I've never done something like this before so if you want me to send you my b.oo.bs and a.ss, I need some compensation."

"I will do anything my angle."

"100k is not bad sir"

"Don't worry when you come I will give more but for now manage 10k."

"Okay sir send it to my Opay account." I didn't want to even negotiate before he will change his mind. Let him just send this one so I can block him

I quickly sent my account number

10k alert

"Have you see it my queens"

"Not yet my boo, I've not seen anything. Are you sure you have sent it darling?"

"I have, check now."

"Baby, I've still not seen it. Sometimes network will cause a glitch in the transformer in the cloud and the process will be so slow u will be issued false receipt."

"My angle, you are so smart unlike my wife but I no understand all this big big grammar."

Men that use angle instead of angel, gosh, I ha.ted him more. So I decided to push my luck

"Maybe you should send it again because I'm already nak.ed and even want to do video for u before my battery goes off."

"Ahhh video yes send video I will send it back now my angle.

Alert

100k

I shouted Jesus!!!

My wife ran in from inside, "babe what happened, what is it honey?"

I said, "Goalllll, Nigeria has scored Arsenal!"

My wife doesn't know anything about football so I can say anything and she will buy it

"Nigeria and Arsenal are playing?" She asked

I said, "yes, yes ooo, my queen and love, yes."

"Who scored?"

"Dwayne Johnson"

"But is that why you're shouting, please lower your voice." She hissed and went back in.

I checked my msg and saw almost 20 messages from baba

I opened it, baba was begging me to send the money back that he made a mistake and sent 100k instead of 10k

Immediately I blocked him

I entered my room, raised my voice and shouted, The Emperor, the conqueror, the champion, the Lion is here!!!

Then I told my wife to dress up cos I want to sp.oil her si.lly.

African jokes and stories

Francis Michael

USES OF MICROSOFT WORD
icrosoft Word is a versatile word processing program with numerous uses. Some of its key applications include writing and editing documents, creating resumes and cover letters, designing brochures and flyers, collaborating on projects, and generating reports. It also excels at formatting text, inserting images and tables, and converting documents to different formats like PDF. Additionally, Word offers features like mail merge, grammar and spell check, and templates to streamline various tasks.
Here are 10 specific uses of Microsoft Word:
1. Writing and Editing Documents:
Word is primarily used for creating and modifying text-based documents such as letters, reports, essays, and stories.
2. Creating Resumes and Cover Letters:
Word provides tools and templates for crafting professional resumes and cover letters, making it easy to format and customize these important documents.
3. Designing Brochures and Flyers:
Word's formatting and layout options enable users to design visually appealing brochures, flyers, and other marketing materials.
4. Collaborating on Documents:
Word allows multiple users to work on the same document simultaneously, track changes, and add comments, facilitating teamwork.
5. Generating Reports:
Word's table and formatting features make it ideal for creating various types of reports, including business reports, research papers, and lab reports.
6. Formatting Text and Paragraphs:
Word offers extensive text formatting options, allowing users to change font styles, sizes, colors, and paragraph alignments to enhance readability and visual appeal.
7. Inserting Images and Tables:
Word allows users to insert images, shapes, and tables into documents, making them more informative and engaging.
8. Converting Documents to PDF:
Word can easily save documents in PDF format, preserving the original formatting and making them suitable for sharing.
9. Utilizing Templates:
Word offers a wide range of templates for various document types, saving time and effort in creating consistent and professional-looking documents.
10. Using Mail Merge:
Mail merge allows users to personalize documents like letters or labels by merging data from a spreadsheet or database, making it efficient for mass mailings.

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HOW TO BECOME MORE CLASSY AND INTELLIGENT AS A WOMAN


Being classy is not about bleaching your skin, wearing designer bags, or speaking through your nose.

And intelligence? It’s not about speaking big grammar and forming British accent.

If you want to truly be a classy and intelligent woman, start here,

1. Read, sis.

I’m not saying become a professor overnight.

But carry books. Read. Listen to podcasts.

Watch YouTube videos that feed your brain, not just celebrity gossips.

2. Speak with sense.

You don’t have to talk all the time. But when you do, let people feel your wisdom.

Speak gently. Speak with respect. Speak to add value, not to scatter everywhere.

3. Dress like you respect yourself.

You don’t need a wardrobe full of clothes.

Just know how to package yourself with confidence, decency, and class.

4. Maturity in how you handle things.

Not everything requires quarrels. Not every insult deserves a reply.

Sometimes, your silence is the loudest clapback.

5. Improve your mindset.
The way you think affects how you act. Stop thinking small.

Stop seeing yourself as a victim. You’re a woman with power. Think big. Think wise.

6. Don’t move with noise makers.
Classy women are intentional about their company.

Hang around women who lift your standards, not those who drag you into drama every day.


7. Pray and glow differently.

Spiritual depth gives you peace that shows in your walk, your talk, and your decisions.

Real elegance comes from the inside out.HOW TO BECOME MORE CLASSY AND INTELLIGENT AS A WOMAN


Being classy is not about bleaching your skin, wearing designer bags, or speaking through your nose.

And intelligence? It’s not about speaking big grammar and forming British accent.

If you want to truly be a classy and intelligent woman, start here,

1. Read, sis.

I’m not saying become a professor overnight.

But carry books. Read. Listen to podcasts.

Watch YouTube videos that feed your brain, not just celebrity gossips.

2. Speak with sense.

You don’t have to talk all the time. But when you do, let people feel your wisdom.

Speak gently. Speak with respect. Speak to add value, not to scatter everywhere.

3. Dress like you respect yourself.

You don’t need a wardrobe full of clothes.

Just know how to package yourself with confidence, decency, and class.

4. Maturity in how you handle things.

Not everything requires quarrels. Not every insult deserves a reply.

Sometimes, your silence is the loudest clapback.

5. Improve your mindset.
The way you think affects how you act. Stop thinking small.

Stop seeing yourself as a victim. You’re a woman with power. Think big. Think wise.

6. Don’t move with noise makers.
Classy women are intentional about their company.

Hang around women who lift your standards, not those who drag you into drama every day.


7. Pray and glow differently.

Spiritual depth gives you peace that shows in your walk, your talk, and your decisions.

Real elegance comes from the inside out.

Every lady in the channel let's gather here with a blue

The older I get, the more I realize…
Healing is not a caption.
Growth is not a loud announcement.
And peace? Peace is expensive.
But this is what I now know — deeply:
👇🏽
• “No” is a full sentence.
Not “No because…”
Not “No, I hope you understand.”
Just No. And that’s enough.
• Being unbothered is a skill.
It’s not pride.
It’s protection.
You can’t afford to drain yourself proving points to people who were never listening.
• Silence is a response.
The more you heal, the less you speak.
You realize energy speaks louder than grammar.
• Most “urgent” things can wait.
You don’t need to jump for every buzz, ping, or fake emergency.
Your nervous system wasn’t made to be everybody’s responder.
• Respect > Attention.
Attention is cheap.
Respect is earned.
And sometimes the loudest person in the room is the most ignored.
• Apologies without action are manipulation.
If they don’t change, they’re not sorry.
They’re rehearsing.
• Movement is medicine.
You don’t need a gym.
You need to walk. Stretch. Move.
You’re one good sweat away from clarity.
• You’re not for everyone — and that’s fine.
Some people will never get it.
Never get you.
Let them stay confused. You don’t need to be understandable to be valid.
This is the era of calm power.
Less noise. More presence.
Less talking. More doing.
Less sugar. More stamina.
Less pretending. More protection.
If you’re feeling this shift… stay in it.
It means you’re evolving.

Obidient Movement is Not Serious.

By now Obidient movement should hit the streets to demand INEC abide by supreme court judgement. Take the protest to INEC or sue INEC.

They are busy everyday on Twitter Spaces speaking grammar.

"So because "So because they want experience, I should throw myself to just anybody?" Amaka would reply, laughing.

Ifunanya would roll her eyes. "You’ll see love one day. When it hits you, all this grammar will disappear."

Amaka believed in love. Real love. The one where a man treats you like you matter. The one where you feel safe, respected, and seen. She believed in saving herself for a man who would honor her.

She didn’t know that love could also be the thing that would destroy her.

It started on an ordinary Tuesday evening.

She had just closed from work and was walking to the bus stop near Allen Avenue. A tall man in a clean blue shirt and black trousers was walking beside her. He kept glancing at her.

“Excuse me, please,” he said gently. “I’ve been trying to get your attention since you crossed the road. My name is Jide.”

She looked at him. He had kind eyes. There was something gentle about him.

“I’m Amaka,” she said cautiously.

He smiled. “Nice name. I don’t want to disturb you, but can I get your number? I’d love to talk to you sometime.”

She hesitated. Then gave it to him.

That single moment changed her entire life.

Jide was different.

He called every day. Sent sweet good morning and good night texts. He would surprise her with lunch, send money for her mum's birthday, and once paid her bike fare when she got stuck in traffic on her way to church.

“I’ve never met a woman like you,” he often told her. “You’re different. You have peace around you.”

When she told him she was a virgin, he was quiet for a moment, then smiled. “That’s beautiful. It makes me respect you even more.”

She felt safe.

He introduced her to his friends. They treated her like royalty.

He took her to his apartment in Lekki and never touched her without permission.

“I love you, Amaka,” he said one night as they watched a movie. “I want to build a future with you.”

Her heart danced.

It happened on their three-month anniversary.

They had dinner. He played soft music.
PART 2 want experience, I should throw myself to just anybody?" Amaka would reply, laughing.

Ifunanya would roll her eyes. "You’ll see love one day. When it hits you, all this grammar will disappear."

Amaka believed in love. Real love. The one where a man treats you like you matter. The one where you feel safe, respected, and seen. She believed in saving herself for a man who would honor her.

She didn’t know that love could also be the thing that would destroy her.

It started on an ordinary Tuesday evening.

She had just closed from work and was walking to the bus stop near Allen Avenue. A tall man in a clean blue shirt and black trousers was walking beside her. He kept glancing at her.

“Excuse me, please,” he said gently. “I’ve been trying to get your attention since you crossed the road. My name is Jide.”

She looked at him. He had kind eyes. There was something gentle about him.

“I’m Amaka,” she said cautiously.

He smiled. “Nice name. I don’t want to disturb you, but can I get your number? I’d love to talk to you sometime.”

She hesitated. Then gave it to him.

That single moment changed her entire life.

Jide was different.

He called every day. Sent sweet good morning and good night texts. He would surprise her with lunch, send money for her mum's birthday, and once paid her bike fare when she got stuck in traffic on her way to church.

“I’ve never met a woman like you,” he often told her. “You’re different. You have peace around you.”

When she told him she was a virgin, he was quiet for a moment, then smiled. “That’s beautiful. It makes me respect you even more.”

She felt safe.

He introduced her to his friends. They treated her like royalty.

He took her to his apartment in Lekki and never touched her without permission.

“I love you, Amaka,” he said one night as they watched a movie. “I want to build a future with you.”

Her heart danced.

It happened on their three-month anniversary.

They had dinner. He played soft music.
PART 2

Teachers bought cars during OBJ’s Reforms.
He gave NDA graduates brand new Peugeots.

No longer grammar, you felt the impact of his policies immediately. Obasanjo is goated.

Intelligent is Sexxyyyyy!

Let's stop pretending intelligent is a whole damn turn-on.

looks fade but someone who can hold a solid conversation, drop bars of wisdom, and still know how to joke? Chakam, that's elite.

It's not about quoting bi grammar or sounding like goggle. Nah, it's the way they process stuff, the way they speak with sense, the way they just....get it. Mheen, that's the real fine.

You ever talk to someone and halfway through you're thinking, "Why am i lowkey catching feelings?" Yeah.

That's what smart does. it sneak up on you, turns you on without touching you.

Give me brains over biceps, give me depth over drama, teach me something, challenge my thinking, make me laugh and then hit me with deep thought l'll remember days later. That's secxy

So yeah, keep your fake deep and your deep and your recycled quotes. If you've got sense, wear it loud. Speak it, walk it, post it, tweet it.

Some of us are tired of fine people with zero processing power.

Happy Weekend!!!!

Top ten most useless courses to study in the University.

10. Law
This course is one of the most nonsensical courses I have ever seen in my life.
Any course that requires your customers to go and enter trouble before you can see food and eat is not a course.
It is simply a weapon fashioned against you.
And somehow the people studying law will just be carrying their shoulders up and down as if they are John Cena abi Bokoharam.
God abeg ooo!!

9. Library science.
Omor if you studied this course, I strongly suggest you go back to your institution and request a full refund of your school fees.
Because outside the four walls of your school...
Nothing comot for this course ooo.

8. Microbiology.
You will know that this course is a useless course when they assign you to a bakery during your NYSC service year.
Because where do you want to work in this country as a microbiologist.
Abi will you send letter of application to babalawo for the position of a receptionist....
Shei you grab!!!!

7. Computer science.
I am very happy to tell you that if you studied computer science in a Nigerian University, you just ended up wasting your time.
Because app you cannot create, AI you cannot develop.
Even to do proper coding, will be by the special grace of God plus Allah.

The highest you can do with as a computer scientist in Nigeria is either Yahoo or graphics.
Shei You grab!!!

6. History and international studies.
If You find yourself doing this course, I strongly suggest you start learning a skill quickly before you finish school.
Because out side teaching in a secondary school...
Lagbaja; nothing for you oooo

5. Political science.
This course ehnnn.... Till today, I don't know the meaning of this course.
Are they teaching you how to be a politician or are they teaching you how to add science and technology to politics....
I just don't get.
The course is just totally useless. It's just vibes and Inshallah.
I no go lie.

4. Urban and regional planning.
This course always looks like a serious course in the university untill you finish school ans start looking for where to apply your knowledge.

That is when you will realize that the plots of land you should be planning and developing has already been looted and shared by your politicians.

That is when you will go and start learning barbing with your certificate.
I go lie for you?

3. Theatre arts..
This course is a total scam... The millions of students yearly that Troup into studying this course and the percentage of people that actually end up becoming Hollywood stars makes this course a disgraceful Sham.

If you are actively doing this course... My dear, there is a high probability that you will not be eating from that course.

2. Linguistics.
Omor ... Chatgpt and other AI software has already highjacked the importance of this course.
Who needs a linguist when an AI software can easily translate basically every language in the world.
It's literally of no use.

1. Pharmacy..
I know a lot of people will disagree with me on this one but let's be real.
A typical pharmacy graduate in Nigeria cannot formulate a drug, cannot hypothesize a drug and cannot improve a drug in a lab.
Which is the basic importance of a pharmacist.

The difference between a pharmacist in Nigeria and a road side drug seller is just the certificate and big grammar.
To me, you are better off doing apprentice under a "chemist" for a year than spending five fucking years of your life learning jargons.
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